Ski Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"That guys a son of a birch."

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'