Laugh-loving Skier Pillows

Ski Lift

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Skier and his dog.

Snowman Driver

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Balloon ski lift

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Mountain escalator.

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'You sure you've done this before?'

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Agricultural Skier

"I've never skied paper before."

Chairlift to hell.

'This is my granddad, the oldest geezer on the ski circuit.'

'On the other hand, it's quiet and peaceful in the summer.'

Cut out and keep Skiing Instructor

'Mr. Murdoch... skiing isn't for everyone.'

"Beware the slippery slope, young man."

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

"Snow piled up?"

"...You've won a 5-day's trip to Copacabana Beach...!"

"I know some things I'll never do well...like stay on a diet, roller skate, fold a fitted bed sheet..."