Laugh-loving Skier Mugs

Ski Lift

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Skier and his dog.

Snowman Driver

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Hot dog.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Balloon ski lift

Mountain escalator.

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'You sure you've done this before?'

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Agricultural Skier

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

"I've never skied paper before."

Chairlift to hell.

In the year 2035, a pair of iPhone 25s often doubled as a pair of skies.

'This is my granddad, the oldest geezer on the ski circuit.'

'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

'On the other hand, it's quiet and peaceful in the summer.'

Cut out and keep Skiing Instructor

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

'Mr. Murdoch... skiing isn't for everyone.'

"Beware the slippery slope, young man."

"Snow piled up?"

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

"...You've won a 5-day's trip to Copacabana Beach...!"