Satirical Skier Mugs

Chairlift to hell.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Possums that ski.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Skis with stabilisers.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Snow seat on skis.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

Snowman Liposuction.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

Surfing the Brown Water.

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Agricultural Skier

Ski Lift

"I think he could be the real thing - he's walking on the water!"

"I see you're still lacking in confidence!"

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

Ski Lift

'The dominant buck and the alpha wold meet at midfield for the coin toss and this hunt is about to get under way.'