Satirical Skier Gifts

Chairlift to hell.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Possums that ski.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Skis with stabilisers.

Snow seat on skis.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Snowman Liposuction.

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Surfing the Brown Water.

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Agricultural Skier

Ski Lift

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

Ski Lift

"I think he could be the real thing - he's walking on the water!"

101 uses for a dead cat: ski roof racks.

Rejected Olympic Sports

'The dominant buck and the alpha wold meet at midfield for the coin toss and this hunt is about to get under way.'