Laugh-loving Golfer Pillows

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Hole in forty-seven.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Golf Score Reducer

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Golf Hil Divot

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Pest control.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'