Laugh-loving Golfer Gifts

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

God in the bunker.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Hole in forty-seven.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Golf Hil Divot

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

Pest control.