Golfer With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'Are you going to play golf or not, Mildred?'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

Humans have us doing a lot for them. We check out their groceries. We deliver some of their packages. We build and even drive their cars. Now they have more time to enjoy themselves. Right. I wish I could sink my putts as often as I sink my drives.

'Actually, you played the hole fairly well...except for the two out of bounds, the three in the pond and the five putts.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

Farmer Golf

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

God in the bunker.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Hole in forty-seven.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

Golf Hil Divot

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'