Golfer With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'Are you going to play golf or not, Mildred?'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

'Actually, you played the hole fairly well...except for the two out of bounds, the three in the pond and the five putts.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

Farmer Golf

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Hole in forty-seven.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Golf Hil Divot

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Pest control.

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