Comedy Golfer Gifts

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Hole in forty-seven.

Love This Game.

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

Golfing Accident

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Golf Hil Divot

The natural selection process in golf.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'