'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'
Golfer With A Dark Sense Of Humor Gifts
Searching for a gift for a golfer with a dark sense of humor? Our collection of witty, edgy, and clever items blend the love of golf with a quirky twist. Perfect for those who appreciate humor with a little bite, these products make for memorable, laugh-out-loud presents that stand out. Whether for a seasoned pro or a weekend warrior, you'll find something that resonates with their unique personality and love for the game—delivered with a darkly playful edge.
Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire
Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.
It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.
'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'
Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.
'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'
'Now that should make it a lot easier.'
Hole in forty-seven.
'Wait! Better give me the big one.'
Golf Score Reducer
'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'
"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"
Golf Hil Divot
'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'
Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)
"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"
"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."
'Did you see a ball come this way?'
Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.
"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."
Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer
'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'
'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'
'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'
'I'll be with you in a minute.'
Meditating on a 4th for golf!
For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.
"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"
Mulligan's first mulligan.
TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO
'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'
'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'
'Medical science can't cure a slice.'
'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'
Golfer With A Dark Sense Of Humor Gifts Collection
Golfer With A Dark Sense Of Humor Mugs
Explore our collection of golf mugs with dark humor themes—ideal for adding a mischievous touch to their daily routine.
Golfer With A Dark Sense Of Humor Pillows
Browse our funny golf pillows with a dark twist—great for adding personality and humor to their favorite relaxing spot.
Golfer With A Dark Sense Of Humor Prints
View our edgy golf prints that combine humor and sport, perfect for decor that sparks conversation and laughter.
Golfer With A Dark Sense Of Humor T-Shirts
Check out our dark humor golf t-shirts—perfect for making a bold, humorous statement on or off the golf course.