Golfing With A Laugh Gifts

Oil squirting out of a golf hole, as arabs ty to play.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

The natural selection process in golf.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Mulligan's first mulligan.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

Farmer Golf

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

Animals tee-off - chicken realises that instead of golf ball, she's hit her egg.

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."