Golfing With A Laugh Pillows

Oil squirting out of a golf hole, as arabs ty to play.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

The natural selection process in golf.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

Farmer Golf

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."