'Well, so much for the clean getaway. 'F' means forward and 'R' means reverse, Vince...'
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It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.
Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire
Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.
'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'
Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.
"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"
"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."
'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'
'Wait! Better give me the big one.'
Golf Score Reducer
Golf Hil Divot
'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'
The natural selection process in golf.
Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)
"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"
'Have you got a sand wedge?'
Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.
Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer
"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."
'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'
"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."
"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"
'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'
Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.
'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'
Meditating on a 4th for golf!
'I'll be with you in a minute.'
For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.
TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO
"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"
Mulligan's first mulligan.
'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'
Golf Humor Lovers Gifts Collection
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