Golf Humor Aficionado Gifts

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

Golf Teacher

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

Golf Hil Divot

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'