Golf Humor Aficionado Pillows

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

Golf Teacher

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

Golf Hil Divot

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'I knew it! Come back here!'