Lighthearted Golfer Pillows

'I'll mark it down as a double bogey'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

God in the bunker.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Hole in forty-seven.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

Too many beers at lunch?

Pest control.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Luckily I hit the pin!

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"My kind of course."

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"