Spirited Golfer Pillows

Too many beers at lunch?

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Golfing with God.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Thanks God!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Luckily I hit the pin!

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

Pest control.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Golfing Romance

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Farmer Golf

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'