Golfer's Dreamer Pillows

For Sale- Cottage near golf course

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

God in the bunker.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

Golf Crime Scene.

Too many beers at lunch?

Smooching on the Golf Course.

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

Golfing Romance

Desert Island golf

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

Skier notices impossible ski tracks.

Golf ball in birds nest

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

Golfing Work-out

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

"When I moved out here I promised myself I'd play golf every day, but I haven't been out ONCE!"

'So, come here often?'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'At least when we lived on a golf course, I could use the balls that fell into our yard.'

Jim was crazy about Fantasy Football, that is, until he discovered 'fantasy' Fantasy Football.