Golfer On A Quest Pillows

Golf ball in birds nest

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

The Amateur Golfer

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'Putter'.

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

The Golfer Gardener

Too many beers at lunch?

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

"One More Swing."

Golf Crime Scene.

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"IV!"

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

2042

Golfer going through customs

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

Man reading 'Golf Made Easy' book.

Fairway trolls.

Golf mole

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

Drawing of ancient golfer