Golf Lover With A Twist Pillows

The Golfer Gardener

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'Worst stand trap ever!'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

Death playing with the middle east.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'Are you sure it's ours?'