Golf Lover With A Twist Mugs

The Golfer Gardener

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

Death playing with the middle east.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'