Golf Devotee Pillows

Golfer playing in the snow

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"I've done all that golfing science can do for your swing, Doc -- now I suggest you pray."

'This has got to be the longest course I've ever played!' (colour)

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'I suppose this means no golf today.'

He lived and died for golf.

'... and of course only a lob wedge from the nearest golf course.'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Snooker Golf.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"