Golf Devotee T-Shirts

Golfer playing in the snow

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"I've done all that golfing science can do for your swing, Doc -- now I suggest you pray."

'This has got to be the longest course I've ever played!' (colour)

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'I suppose this means no golf today.'

He lived and died for golf.

'... and of course only a lob wedge from the nearest golf course.'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

I think you're ace

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Do you want to win the game or my business?