Golf Course Aficionado Pillows

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'He drives for show and cheats for dough!'

"I had you doing six in a five."

A golfer has died on the 14th hole and is mourned by his mates, two other golfers ask - 'Do you mind if we play through...?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Putting Practice.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."