Golf Course Aficionado Gifts

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'He drives for show and cheats for dough!'

"I had you doing six in a five."

A golfer has died on the 14th hole and is mourned by his mates, two other golfers ask - 'Do you mind if we play through...?'

Methuselah shoots his age.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Snooker Golf.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'