Golf Course Connoisseur Gifts

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It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Selling lemon latt�

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'These are job perks.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Snooker Golf.

Allegro con molto espresso

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'