Court And Course Enthusiast Gifts

A golfer and a tennis player

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Mixed Doubles.

I love Lawyers

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

I think you're ace

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Snooker Golf.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"The goal is to hate yourself."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"