Racecourse Enthusiast Gifts

'The difference between the stockmarket and the horses is that at least one horse always wins.'

Clancy:Breaking Even at the Races

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

"He failed the drugs test."

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Grim reaper ambulance

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The relay race

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Cars at the drive in.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'