Racecourse Enthusiast Gifts

'The difference between the stockmarket and the horses is that at least one horse always wins.'

Clancy:Breaking Even at the Races

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

"He failed the drugs test."

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

Chris Froome

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Grim reaper ambulance

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

The relay race

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.