Race Day Enthusiast Gifts

Hurdles with Steps

A day at the races

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Ha! Fake out!'

"I'm psyched!"

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Man riding to Hampton Races

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

Runner crosses the police tape.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'1 and 2. . .1 and 2.'

City Marathon.

"I think I've just peaked!"

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Stress'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Grim reaper ambulance

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

The relay race