Race Track Enthusiast Gifts

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Circus. Why did I have to be sponsored by Ringling Brothers?

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'The going's a little soft today, isn't it?'

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

"I need to tinkle."

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Pole Vault Rules

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

Chris Froome

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport