Race Course Aficionado Gifts

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

"I need to tinkle."

A day at the races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Cheesie Rider

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

The relay race

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Cars at the drive in.

The Horse Races

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'