Race Course Aficionado Pillows

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

"I need to tinkle."

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Cheesie Rider

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Stress'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Grim reaper ambulance

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Cars at the drive in.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

The Horse Races

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.