Course Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'Can our software do that?'

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Putin and Zelensky

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Snooker Golf.

"Eat my dust!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

I think you're ace

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Putting Practice.