Race Aficionados Gifts

'This should be interesting.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'Stress'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

The relay race

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Cars at the drive in.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!