Race Day Enthusiasts Gifts

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

First past the post.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

The relay race

Bradley Wiggins

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Get a life

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'Well, did you win or what?'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'