Race Day Aficionado Gifts

Race Horses See Big People.

Husband and wife at the races.

"I need to tinkle."

A day at the races

"Eat my dust!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Cheesie Rider

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Bradley Wiggins

The relay race

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."