Fun-loving Race Admirer Gifts

'I win!'

"I need to tinkle."

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Grim reaper ambulance

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The relay race

"On your mark! Get set!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Cars at the drive in.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

We're barely gonna make it!

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"