Racecourse Enthusiasts Gifts

This is where the rich get richer and the poor get excited!

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Fishing Boat Derby

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

The relay race

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Cars at the drive in.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!