Golf Course Connoisseur T-Shirts

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It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Selling lemon latt�

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'These are job perks.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Snooker Golf.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.