Golfing Aficionado Gifts

"I don't even really like to golf, but I love a well-manicured lawn."

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Portrait of a Lady"

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Snooker Golf.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Putting Practice.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."