Crazy Golf Aficionado Gifts

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

I think you're ace

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Snooker Golf.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Putting Practice.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'