Crazy Golf Champion Gifts

Knight Golfing

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Hole in forty-seven.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Miniature Golf.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Man using guitar as golf club.

"One More Swing."

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'No we do not supply caddies.'

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

Golf Ball in Nest.

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'I shouldn't be much longer, hon, I'm putting on the 18th green right now.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'Man, talk about an elevated green!'

A ball's best case scenario.

Practical Yolkers.

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Golfing Accident

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'