Crazy Golf Enthusiast Gifts

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'No we do not supply caddies.'

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

Putting Practice.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'