Golfing Enthusiast Gifts

'I hear you lost your job as a caddie.'

"My kind of course."

Husband and wife

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

Golf cart in the hospital.

Golfing break at the office

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

'He's a true hero.'

Lonely? Friendless? Just plain unpopular? Don't golf alone! Get the inflatable Golf Buddy!!

'Yeah, it was a risky bet. I mean, my soul for all eternity? But I knew I could kick his butt, and I really wanted this cool pitchfork.'

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'

His and Hers (golf buggy and lawnmower).

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

How wally got started in golf: catches golf bag while fishing.

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean all of it!

'A SECOND honeymoon? Only if you carry the cases AND my golfclubs this time!'

Holy Golf

King of the Swingers.

"I'm here because when you miss this putt, you'll have a hear attack, and I want to be ready!"

"What?"

"Sorry, Pete, looks like I got my golfing and shooting weekends mixed up."

"You spend so much time in there - have you thought of taking up fishing?"

Santa Present Golfing

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

"It is unforgivable to use gamesmanship on the golf course - either by ill timed noises..."

Zeus's Caddy

My digital assistant device hears things in my house and then targeted ads are sent to me, but it seems like there are still some bugs in the system. I can explain it, Frank, you're always talking about golf. The device hears "tee" and get ads for "tea." When the golf pros are on TV I get ads for cars and pet shopts. That's because the device repeatedly hears "long drive" and "birdie." Then when I talk about my playing golf, I get ads for knives and fishing equipment. Of course! The devi

The instructor told him to keep his head down.

Jusr Business - "Sorry, but he doesn't seem to be at his desk right now."

Golfer in the rough sees a sign by his lost ball that reads: SIGN UP FOR LESSONS AT OUR PRO SHOP TODAY!

"One more swing and I'm outta here!"

The Mouse Golfer

"I'm going swearing now."