Golf Enthusiasts Gifts

'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'

Roman Golfer.

The natural selection process in golf.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

'Here comes trouble...'

Your surgeon today has a handicap of 4.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

College of Business Administration Golfers

'What will increase stroke risk?'

'Randy needs help! ... But let's putt out first. I don't want to hold up the foursome waiting behind us.'

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

Golfing utility belt.

Sink the putt or else!

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'You have a slice in your fairway, but you're out of the rough and doing about par.'

'I'll have one of your finest!'

Gold and Covid-19

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Alright to play through?"

"Dang it! They've taken golfers off our menu."

'If I died, would you re-marry?. . . Would you give him my golf clubs?'

'Hey, replace your divot.'

"Gotta get my Vivian to the maternity hospital after this round. We're having a caddy!"

'How many strokes did you say?'

Golf Ambush

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

"I can't wait for my term to end so I can finally get some golf in."

"You wouldn't ask that if you knew how much golf clubs fees are these days!"

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

'Just attack him and steal the dang club, Vince! That 'rub the belly' thing is just a myth!'

'I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me!'

Skunk dreaming.

'I realize this is a tough green, but to have 68 putts is beyond belief.'