Golf Enthusiasts Prints

'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'

Roman Golfer.

The natural selection process in golf.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

'Here comes trouble...'

Your surgeon today has a handicap of 4.

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"

College of Business Administration Golfers

'No pressure, Louie!!'

The Masters.

'Randy needs help! ... But let's putt out first. I don't want to hold up the foursome waiting behind us.'

'You have a slice in your fairway, but you're out of the rough and doing about par.'

Golf Shop. Sale. I need a ball that comes with distance, accuracy, and a tiny little life jacket.

'What will increase stroke risk?'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Sink the putt or else!

Golfing utility belt.

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Stop worrying, it's not an animal burrow..."

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'No matter how hard you throw one, no matter how ticked you are, they circle right back to you.'

Golf Ambush

'How many strokes did you say?'

"Gotta get my Vivian to the maternity hospital after this round. We're having a caddy!"

'Hey, replace your divot.'

'If I died, would you re-marry?. . . Would you give him my golf clubs?'

"Dang it! They've taken golfers off our menu."

"Alright to play through?"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Gold and Covid-19

'I'll have one of your finest!'