Golf Lovers Gifts

Just married.

"Could you putt before I die of old age too?"

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Lady Laundering Golf-balls

'What's this filed under 'g'?'

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

This golf course has the largest sand traps I have ever seen.

Chop, chop! I've got a golf meeting in 20 minutes!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

I think you're ace

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Snooker Golf.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"The goal is to hate yourself."