Golfing Enthusiasts Gifts

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Dude, right off the edge of the cat. That'll cost you a stroke for sure."

"No, I hate golfing with those ad agency guys... Every time I yell 'fore' they chant in with 'he's a jolly good fellow'!"

"Having an affair? With the state my game is in. Are you serious?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

I think you're ace

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Putting Practice.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'