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'I hear you lost your job as a caddie.'

"My kind of course."

Husband and wife

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

Golf cart in the hospital.

Golfing break at the office

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

'He's a true hero.'

Lonely? Friendless? Just plain unpopular? Don't golf alone! Get the inflatable Golf Buddy!!

'Yeah, it was a risky bet. I mean, my soul for all eternity? But I knew I could kick his butt, and I really wanted this cool pitchfork.'

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'

His and Hers (golf buggy and lawnmower).

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

How wally got started in golf: catches golf bag while fishing.

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean all of it!

'A SECOND honeymoon? Only if you carry the cases AND my golfclubs this time!'

Holy Golf

King of the Swingers.

"I'm here because when you miss this putt, you'll have a hear attack, and I want to be ready!"

"Sorry, Pete, looks like I got my golfing and shooting weekends mixed up."

"You spend so much time in there - have you thought of taking up fishing?"

Santa Present Golfing

"It is unforgivable to use gamesmanship on the golf course - either by ill timed noises..."

Zeus's Caddy

Jusr Business - "Sorry, but he doesn't seem to be at his desk right now."

Golfer in the rough sees a sign by his lost ball that reads: SIGN UP FOR LESSONS AT OUR PRO SHOP TODAY!

"One more swing and I'm outta here!"

The Mouse Golfer

'I didn't think lying about FISH or GOLF counted.'

'A hole in twelve. That's personal best for me!'

Jeff hoped no-one noticed he was a beginner at golf.

'Fore!'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'