Crazy Golf Lover Gifts

Care in the Community Golf

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

God in the bunker.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'You're away, Doc!'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'Are you sure it's ours?'