Crazy Golf Lover Gifts

Care in the Community Golf

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'Are you sure it's ours?'

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'